youre gonna look so godamn cool
This makes me feel really good about myself.
Mouth Silence takes place on May the 3rd, 1999, in a universe in which All Star does not exist.
There is a neighboring universe in which only All Star exists.
Music is able to fluidly cross time barriers.
The more powerful the music, the greater its ability to traverse time.
The power of All Star is so great that it destroyed all other music in its universe.
The power of All Star is so great that on May the 4th of 1999, it authors itself into the Non-Star universe.
Mouth Sounds takes place on that date.
Only Rob Thomas and his friend Carlos Santana know the truth.
I swear on my fucking life, Tumblr, if you don’t stop force-feeding me pictures of that shitty movie I will cut you.
I will cut your entire website with a knife, okay?
legalization of wealthy dolphins!
moms against the protection of furries
save poor little dolphins
access to wealthy marijuana
down with other people’s millennials?
save bringing back freedom of speech?
God hates white corporations.